Steakerella
Written by Liora Afilalo
Summer 2019
“Eat me, eat me,” his alarm clock rung.
“Ugh,” said Steakerella, (Steak for short.) “When is Frencherella going to change that?”
Frencherella was Steak’s mom. And Boberella was Steakerella’s dad.
In Steak-a-town, everybody called their parents by their first names. And if you are wondering the reason why Steak has a town named after him, it is because he has plumbed 548 toilets. Each year, he plumbed 1 toilet. The reason why he was 548 is because every food can live as long as they want and can still go to school. He was doing such a big favor that the town changed its name from Fish a Moblab to steak-a-town.
Anyway, Steak was very slow in the mornings so it took him 30 minutes to get out of bed. Steak put on his Batman t-shirt with blue jeans. He stuffed on a mismatched pair of socks; one blue, one green. Then Steak put on his yellow Nike sneakers.
Now, I know you are probably going to think that Steakerella is weird because he is a little, but now it was time for his hula dancing routine. Yes, you heard me right, his hula dancing routine. First, you take a hula hoop and see how long you can hula hoop for. Then you simply put on a grass skirt and wiggle your. How this tradition started, I don’t know.
After hula dancing, he said his steak prayers and went to steak school. There he learned nothing, literally nothing. Well except how to fall asleep when you are in the front row and your teacher is talking really loudly. Riiiiiiiing, the bell rang, signifying the end of the day. As soon as Steak got home, his mom was there waiting for him, waving his report card. That was not good.
“Steakerella Garlica Potatoa, get over here right now!” exclaimed Frencherella. And that was even worse. His
mom never called him by his full name, much less Steakerella, unless he was in trouble. Was he? Frencherella
rarely ever screamed and when she did, it was real loud.
“Can you explain to me why you got an f in every subject.
“Peterella is 300 years younger than you and yet he got a better grade on his report card then you.”
“Sorry, I won’t do it again,”Said Steak. He did not want to tell his mom that he was falling asleep in class.
“Steak, can you bring Peterella on a boat ride with that sailboat that Boberella has?”Asked Frencherella.
“I don’t think it works.”
“Oh no.”
“Maybe we can ask Bob the Builder to fix it,” said Steak.
Two months later…
“All fixed,” Bob the Builder said, rubbing his hands together like a baby.
“Now can you bring your younger sister on a boat ride? Your other 15 girls are waiting for me,” said Frencherella.
“Okay, fine. Pete, let’s go.”
Since they were experienced boaters, they went to the Atlantic Ocean. As they got on the boat, Steakerella realized that he and Peterella did not have life jackets, so he quickly ran back to their house and got their orange and green life jackets.
They put them on and got onto the boat. The ride went well for the first 45 minutes until Peterella saw two boats on the horizon.
“What’s that?” Asked Peterella.
“Two boats,” answered Steakerella, frantically trying to slow down. That just made the boat go faster.
“We’re gonna crash, we’re gonna crash, we’re gonna crash, we’re gonna crash,” Steakerella repeated over and over again.
Crash!!!!!!!!!
The 3 boats crashed together.
“What the!” Said Peterella, looking at them.
One was on a duck boat that was a potato, and the potato also had a smaller potato next to him witch Steakerella assumed was his younger sister. And one was on a golden pan that was a sunny side up egg, also with a younger sister.
“Sorry, I tried to slow down my boat, but instead I made it go faster,” we all said at the same time. And then we all burst out laughing for around 3 minutes.
“I’m Potato, and this is my sister peely,” the potato on the duck boat said.
“I’m Steakerella, and this is my younger brother Peterella,” Steakerella said.
“And I’m Eggy, and this is my younger sister, Yolky” the egg on the golden pan said.
“I’m just warning you that my favorite foods are eggs and potatoes.”
“Okay,” The two others said.
“I always wanted to make more friends,” said Potato.
“Same,” said Steakerella and Eggy.
“How about you come live with me in my duck boat? I have room for everyone, plus more” Potato said.
“Sure,” Steakerella and Eggy replied. Eggy, her sister Yolky, Steakerella, Peely, Potato, and Peterella hopped onto the boat.
- Two days later-
“I’m bored.” Everyone agreed.
“I got an idea…” Potato said. “Let’s go on an adventure!”